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    Summon Fortunes with Fortune Summoners

    Cracking open your fortune cookie often provides great insight into life's toughest questions. Well, now's your chance to share your own RPG related wisdom in our Fortune Summoners contest.

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    Before I submit an entry, do we get extra consideration if adding "in bed" to the end makes it funnier?
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    no, it's funnier if you add 'except in bed'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin View Post
    Before I submit an entry, do we get extra consideration if adding "in bed" to the end makes it funnier?
    Considering this game is about three cute little girls, I don't think adding "in bed" will increase the chance of funny factors. ;

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    Proper fortune cookie etiquette is to allow the reader to add "in bed" on his or her own. ::nods sagely::

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    don't worry too much about the invincible boss; its death will surely be a plot device.

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