Cracking open your fortune cookie often provides great insight into life's toughest questions. Well, now's your chance to share your own RPG related wisdom in our Fortune Summoners contest.
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Cracking open your fortune cookie often provides great insight into life's toughest questions. Well, now's your chance to share your own RPG related wisdom in our Fortune Summoners contest.
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Last edited by Nyx; 02-02-2012 at 10:53 AM.
Before I submit an entry, do we get extra consideration if adding "in bed" to the end makes it funnier?
"The flowers all over its body burst into bloom if it is lovingly hugged and senses gratitude."
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no, it's funnier if you add 'except in bed'
Considering this game is about three cute little girls, I don't think adding "in bed" will increase the chance of funny factors.Originally Posted by Shaymin
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"He who steps on slime levels up foot"
Proper fortune cookie etiquette is to allow the reader to add "in bed" on his or her own. ::nods sagely::
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Hold megalixir most close to your heart, for another form has much possibility.
"Warning: Cookie is toxic, do not consume."
"What you need to slay a dragon: steel, magic and prepubescence."
Man, and I have so many things I could do here, but I guess I'll go with
"Time is like a river. Everyone dumps their garbage in it, so it gets really grody downstream."
"The road to happiness is not drawn on a collector's edition cloth map."
don't worry too much about the invincible boss; its death will surely be a plot device.
'You shall not marry the cute, odd chick. You shall marry the bland one.'
Son of a biscuit eating spider monkey!
"It's dangerous to go alone."
"If all else fails, fire is the preferred option."
"The flowers all over its body burst into bloom if it is lovingly hugged and senses gratitude."
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"Save often."
"The universe is already mad. Anything else would be redundant."
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"Avoid the sea. Crossing will result in whirlpool boat crash leading to ghost ship with pirate crustacean boss."
"You missed a treasure chest."
"To win your freedom, you must first become a slave."
Holy crip he's a crapple!
"Great rewards await brave and dauntless heroes. [Gained +10 gold]"
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