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    RPG Backtrack: Episode 95 - Central Middle Earth

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. Mordor's grip has ensnared most attempts to bring J.R.R. Tolkien's world to life.
    How many hobbits does it take to down a Nazgul?
    It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it ... sort of interesting.

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    Rock, Scissors, Nazgul.

    The stories don't say how all their victories were really the effort of unmemorable Men and Elves and Dwarves? Anyone might think this account was written by a bunch of filthy little hobbites!


    P.s. YOU SHALL NOT PASSword (32 characters)!

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    Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu shallll nott passsssssss!

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    *facepalm* Bad Wheels! BAD!!

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    Lol, good backtrack, despite the negativity. Yeah forget the games, just watch the awesome films. Anyway, evry time I find something really shiny in games, it's "My PrecioussssssssSS!"

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    LOL. Stop the movie quotes...they'll drive me insane!! :P

    Glad you enjoyed it, Balance! We aim to please.

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    I appreciate it when the Backtrack can scare me off a game... I thought about picking up Third Age because of the FFX similarities, but that ending description had me rolling my eyes for ten minutes straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balance View Post
    Lol, good backtrack, despite the negativity. Yeah forget the games, just watch the awesome films. Anyway, every time I find something really shiny in games, it's "My PrecioussssssssSS!"
    I'm going have to call a dong a dong again as say when the topic-meister hands you bad games you you make mocking, mean-spirited lemonade ( which by the way is way yummier than lemonade made with love).

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcservant View Post
    lol. Stop the movie quotes...they'll drive me insane!!
    one quote to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaymin View Post
    I appreciate it when the Backtrack can scare me off a game... I thought about picking up Third Age because of the FFX similarities, but that ending description had me rolling my eyes for ten minutes straight.
    And that really is our goal....helping you to figure out where to spend (and save) your hard earned cash and time when it comes to the increasingly popular hobby of RPG-Retrogaming.

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    I always wondered if Lord of the Rings Third Age was a good game but after hearing this backtrack I shall wonder no more.

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